As Seen or Heard Around The Farm.....
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As Seen or Heard Around The Farm.....


Chimney goats....
(These are our Nigerian Dwarf goats.  If the fainters tried this maneuver, it would be a disaster!)
Star:  "Hey guys, I see dinner coming!"


Sam: "It's always easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission!"


A meeting of the mindless....
Guineas on fence:  "We suppose you all are wondering why we called you here....
Actually we were wondering why we called you here!"
"Does anyone know why we are here?"


Dot:  "Got Ritz?"


Smoochie:  "Can anyone guess why I am smiling?"
"It's because I am the only goat left on the farm who still has his beard.
What?????? I have no testicles????
AAAAARRRRRRGGHHHH!


Daphne:  "Ahhhh, yes, that's the spot!"


Chloe: "Me, too?"


Have a wonderful weekend!
We hope to see you back here next week for more Tails From the Farm!






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