Animals
First there is the fact she mispronounces words horribly the guy peeps always pick on her about that.
Then there is the fact she is very clumsy. Honestly she is always tripping over her own two feet, OK we may have a little to do with that problem as we are generally standing between her two feet but............
This is the flakiest thing she has done recently. Arty generally loves being outside and only comes home at supper time. Well Mommy went and called Arty and called and called, people were doing fireworks and shooting guns and some people were playing really LOUD music so Mommy was getting kinda worried when Arty didn't come right away even though she had seen her when she was weeding. Arty always comes to make sure Mommy is weeding correctly. Bad things happen when we aren't around to snoopervise like Mommy mistaking a honeysuckle vine for a dead zinnia and accidentally cutting it down. Anyway Arty was on the back side of the pond and she was coming as fast as she could but she had to swim across a raging river and cross a jungle so it took a while, Mommy finally spotted her and picked her up to carry her the rest of the way home. Scylla of course fell in behind them right away when Mommy came by the trailer where she was lounging but Socks decided to be naughty and stay under the trailer. So Mommy gets Arty and Scylla in the house and she is all out of breath from her strenuous hike carrying the Arty Mouse and ask Eldest Boy Bean to go fetch Socks. Youngest Boy Bean had knee surgery and couldn't bend down to get him out from under the trailer, even though he came to help Mommy find the Arty Mouse. So while she is waiting on Eldest to get through playing on his computer and go fetch Socks she remembers it is the 1st and that Fenris needs his heartworm medicine so she is getting that out to give him and Arty is in the kitchen watching her (by the garage door) when Eldest goes to fetch Socks and being a boy bean he doesn't shut the garage door properly and it comes open and fearing that Arty will escape Mommy yells Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo and lunges for the door terrifying poor Arty who runs through the door and into the field and refuses to come to barefoot Mommy (who will probably get another cold from running around outside in January barefoot) who is chasing her. Thankfully the wise and wonderful Daddy came outside to catch Arty while Eldest boy bean caught Socks who had finally moseyed up to the garage only to be frightened by the screaming Mommy. So Sarge, Frankie, Road Dogs that is why we think our Mommy is a flake.
- Once Upon A Time...
We are taking part in the Once Upon a Time Blog Hop hosted by Lady Shasta and Lord Shiloh. We have our paws crossed that one day our fairy tale will come true. Once Upon a Time.............there was a lovely Tsarina named Artemisia, nicknamed Arty Mouse....
- Have You Seen Arty Mouse?
Arty Mouse has been missing since May 21. Arty Mouse was last seen on Old Biloxi Road in Latimer, MS please contact me at 228-369-9483 if you have seen her. Arty Mouse is micro-chipped, and is spayed. She is up to date on all shots. Arty Mouse...
- Scylla Sunday
Scylla & ArtemisiaLook, we has matching spots on our hip and the backs of our head. I sure do wish Arty would come home so we could hang out together. The nice lady across the street mistook me for Arty and told Mommy Arty was home. Mommy was very...
- Scylla Sunday
I am spending the day outside with Mommy and Arty Mouse. Arty is playing hide-n-seek and chase with me. Arty can run very fast, it is hard to catch her. She is also very good at hiding. Now where did she go? She isn't hiding...
- Fenris Friday
Mommy says this is a Glamor Shot of me and Arty Mouse, whatever that is. For once Arty stayed put when Mommy grabbed the flashy beast. Here we are in black and white. As you can tell Mommy really liked this pose. Somebody moved before...
Animals
Our Mom is a flake................ by AFSS
Then there is the fact she is very clumsy. Honestly she is always tripping over her own two feet, OK we may have a little to do with that problem as we are generally standing between her two feet but............
This is the flakiest thing she has done recently. Arty generally loves being outside and only comes home at supper time. Well Mommy went and called Arty and called and called, people were doing fireworks and shooting guns and some people were playing really LOUD music so Mommy was getting kinda worried when Arty didn't come right away even though she had seen her when she was weeding. Arty always comes to make sure Mommy is weeding correctly. Bad things happen when we aren't around to snoopervise like Mommy mistaking a honeysuckle vine for a dead zinnia and accidentally cutting it down. Anyway Arty was on the back side of the pond and she was coming as fast as she could but she had to swim across a raging river and cross a jungle so it took a while, Mommy finally spotted her and picked her up to carry her the rest of the way home. Scylla of course fell in behind them right away when Mommy came by the trailer where she was lounging but Socks decided to be naughty and stay under the trailer. So Mommy gets Arty and Scylla in the house and she is all out of breath from her strenuous hike carrying the Arty Mouse and ask Eldest Boy Bean to go fetch Socks. Youngest Boy Bean had knee surgery and couldn't bend down to get him out from under the trailer, even though he came to help Mommy find the Arty Mouse. So while she is waiting on Eldest to get through playing on his computer and go fetch Socks she remembers it is the 1st and that Fenris needs his heartworm medicine so she is getting that out to give him and Arty is in the kitchen watching her (by the garage door) when Eldest goes to fetch Socks and being a boy bean he doesn't shut the garage door properly and it comes open and fearing that Arty will escape Mommy yells Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo and lunges for the door terrifying poor Arty who runs through the door and into the field and refuses to come to barefoot Mommy (who will probably get another cold from running around outside in January barefoot) who is chasing her. Thankfully the wise and wonderful Daddy came outside to catch Arty while Eldest boy bean caught Socks who had finally moseyed up to the garage only to be frightened by the screaming Mommy. So Sarge, Frankie, Road Dogs that is why we think our Mommy is a flake.
- Once Upon A Time...
We are taking part in the Once Upon a Time Blog Hop hosted by Lady Shasta and Lord Shiloh. We have our paws crossed that one day our fairy tale will come true. Once Upon a Time.............there was a lovely Tsarina named Artemisia, nicknamed Arty Mouse....
- Have You Seen Arty Mouse?
Arty Mouse has been missing since May 21. Arty Mouse was last seen on Old Biloxi Road in Latimer, MS please contact me at 228-369-9483 if you have seen her. Arty Mouse is micro-chipped, and is spayed. She is up to date on all shots. Arty Mouse...
- Scylla Sunday
Scylla & ArtemisiaLook, we has matching spots on our hip and the backs of our head. I sure do wish Arty would come home so we could hang out together. The nice lady across the street mistook me for Arty and told Mommy Arty was home. Mommy was very...
- Scylla Sunday
I am spending the day outside with Mommy and Arty Mouse. Arty is playing hide-n-seek and chase with me. Arty can run very fast, it is hard to catch her. She is also very good at hiding. Now where did she go? She isn't hiding...
- Fenris Friday
Mommy says this is a Glamor Shot of me and Arty Mouse, whatever that is. For once Arty stayed put when Mommy grabbed the flashy beast. Here we are in black and white. As you can tell Mommy really liked this pose. Somebody moved before...