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I love Eireann's tongue in cheek look at the CoH. Eireann has a wicked sense of humor that I enjoy a great deal. So I dropped by some of the post.
These people are truly sick
God wants us to prevent every unsaved person in Freehold, Iowa from from seeing the new Harry Potter movie, "The Order of the Phoenix." Our pastors already gave the movie a sin-screening and they tell us it is one of the most deceptively wicked pieces of Satanic filth to ever grace their Godly eyes. We expect over 2,000 church members to be on hand to block the theater entrance on the release date.
What right do they have to prevent people from seeing a movie if they want to see it? What right do they have to disrupt a business? If they don't want to see the movie or read the book, fine. If they don't want their children to read the book or see the movie, fine. But they have NO RIHT to tell other people they can't read the book or see the movie.
Other tidbits from Landover Baptist Church.
A man should dress and act like a man, and a woman should dress and act like a submissive female helpmate. That about sums it up. Anyone who does not conform to the dress code at Landover Baptist will be fined no less than $300.00 a violation. It is a privilege to be a Christian and we believe that it is about time folks started acting like it!
They don't have to worry about me visiting.
Spiderman is promoting the glorification of woman on arachnid intercourse.
And I just thought it was an action movie with a lot of weird characters running around beating each other up.
If you haven't figured it out yet
The Landover Baptist Church is a humor web site that serves as the home of a fictional Baptist church based in the town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right[citation needed], and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular. Landover bills itself as "Where the worthwhile worship".
Thanks for the laugh Eireann.
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Welcome to Landover Baptist Church
I love Eireann's tongue in cheek look at the CoH. Eireann has a wicked sense of humor that I enjoy a great deal. So I dropped by some of the post.
These people are truly sick
God wants us to prevent every unsaved person in Freehold, Iowa from from seeing the new Harry Potter movie, "The Order of the Phoenix." Our pastors already gave the movie a sin-screening and they tell us it is one of the most deceptively wicked pieces of Satanic filth to ever grace their Godly eyes. We expect over 2,000 church members to be on hand to block the theater entrance on the release date.
What right do they have to prevent people from seeing a movie if they want to see it? What right do they have to disrupt a business? If they don't want to see the movie or read the book, fine. If they don't want their children to read the book or see the movie, fine. But they have NO RIHT to tell other people they can't read the book or see the movie.
Other tidbits from Landover Baptist Church.
A man should dress and act like a man, and a woman should dress and act like a submissive female helpmate. That about sums it up. Anyone who does not conform to the dress code at Landover Baptist will be fined no less than $300.00 a violation. It is a privilege to be a Christian and we believe that it is about time folks started acting like it!
They don't have to worry about me visiting.
Spiderman is promoting the glorification of woman on arachnid intercourse.
And I just thought it was an action movie with a lot of weird characters running around beating each other up.
If you haven't figured it out yet
The Landover Baptist Church is a humor web site that serves as the home of a fictional Baptist church based in the town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right[citation needed], and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular. Landover bills itself as "Where the worthwhile worship".
Thanks for the laugh Eireann.
- Alasandra's Book Club ~the Golden Compass By Philip Pullman
After reading this intelligent post Mother Crone's Homeschool: The Golden Compass...yet another panic wave for the religious right and then this inane letter to the editor; Fun and fantasy can disguise a dark message On Dec. 7 a new movie will...
- I Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself
Letter to the Editor in today's Sun Herald. Keepers of standards, or cultural bullies? I am writing about the book-banning issue that recently occurred in the Jackson-George Regional Library system, and which was reported in the Sun Herald. A best-selling...
- Taleted Homeschoolers
Several homeschool groups of Southern Ohio joined forces last week to present the “First Annual Southern Ohio Homeschool Talent Expo” at Tabernacle Baptist Church in Chillicothe. Featuring students from preschool up through high school, the aim of...
- Carter Spreads Message Of Religious Tolerance And Compassion
In Southern Baptist Splitsville? Craig Ziemba denounced former President Carter for his message of religious tolerance and compassion. Here is my response. Don’t Criticize and then you won’t be criticized? For others will treat you as you treat them....
- Movie Alert!!!!!!!
Eragon The movie Eragon will be out December 15th. The book was written by homeschooled Christopher Paolini, when he was 15. We loved the book so we can't wait to see the movie. If you enjoy it, be sure to check out the sequel Eldest. ...